By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
I really enjoyed this stream of consciousness style! It made your stories feel even wackier because of the pace. I'm sorry you had such a bad experience with your flight cancellation, but it seems you've got a great story out of it. I once had to sleep in the Minneapolis airport overnight because of a cancellation, but luckily I didn't have any particular plans the next day.